Wednesday, May 1, 2013

Required attributes of a sleeping partner (cat perspective)

1. Prepared to provide physical comfort in the pre-sleep period.  Caressing around ears, under chin and tummy preferred.

2. Prepared to work around whereever I should choose to sleep in the bed - contortionists preferred.

3. Prepared to be leaned on.

4.  Excellent at falling asleep and sound sleeper - must not toss and turn.

5. Exothermic body preferred.

6. Must like being stood on in the early morning and getting up to let me go out for a morning whizz.

7.  Any reduction of these attributes will lead to fickle bed-hopping.  Deal with it.

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