- Please don't leave bits of food and a foot of bubbles in the sink after you wash up. The detergent drops its payload of grease as the bubbles disappear leaving crusted-on crap to add to the decaying lumps in the sink. If you want to use half a cup of detergent then deal with the bubbles.
- We have 3 square inches of sink top in the bathroom. That means the shaving soap can not live there permanently. Or toothbrushes.
- Your clean washing is in the hall. Don't just rustle through it scattering undies around the place instead of putting it away without my having to nag.
- Oh, about 6000 other things.
I hate living with pigs. Three of you are small children or furry quadrupeds so you have some defence.